DINNER PARTY INTEL: Joburg: a world-class crumbling city

A sinkhole which goes 3.5m down on Loch Avenue in Parktown is right in front of a driveway of a resident living in that area. The sinkhole also takes up a whole lane of the road, causing difficulty during the morning and afternoon rush hours.
A sinkhole which goes 3.5m down on Loch Avenue in Parktown is right in front of a driveway of a resident living in that area. The sinkhole also takes up a whole lane of the road, causing difficulty during the morning and afternoon rush hours. (Kabelo Mokoena)

1. Joburg’s depressing

As representatives of G20 countries arrived in South Africa last week, it was a chance for the country to advertise itself to the world. Instead its richest city got front-page bad press.

The Times of London headlined its report: “Welcome to Johannesburg, world leaders: it’s falling apart”. It said the “engine of South Africa is blighted by corruption and crumbling infrastructure just as South Africa takes leadership of the G20. Opponents of the ANC fear it will become a ‘failed city’.”

2. Passport power

Asian and West European countries have the strongest passports, enabling greater travel freedom, lower costs and easier global mobility for work, study and leisure. According to the latest data from the International Air Transport Association, Singapore is top, allowing holders to visit 193 countries without visas. The US has dropped from the top ranking to joint ninth while South Africa is in 47th place, with 104 countries not requiring visas.

3. Loo out of order

Blenheim Palace’s golden toilet, stolen in 2019, has never been found. Clues to its disappearance could unfold in an Oxford court this week. The most expensive throne of its type is insured for $6m. The 18ct, 98kg golden loo is valued at £2.8m. It was stolen from the palace just before 5am on September 14 2019. The lavatory is an artwork called America by the Italian sculptor Maurizio Cattelan. In 2016 it had been fitted at the Guggenheim Museum in New York, where 100,000 people queued to use it.

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